A TEAM SPIRIT

Sometimes you have to search for pure gold in the most insanous places... For example, where could I find pages with lots of men in their underwear AND some good old silly bondage ?

ANSWER: in one of the worst comic serie ever produced...Team America!!!

References:

- page 1:  Alan Kupperberg / Vince Colletta (Team America 10)

- page 2:  Mark Bright / Vince Colletta (Team America 9)

A NICE HAT CAN HELP MAKE THE DIFFERENCE

It can be difficult sometimes to keep some dignity when you are shirtless.

It exist one accesory which can help you make the difference: a HAT!

You have the choice beetween tons of different models! Military men quickly understood the vertue of a hat when you are shirtless:

It can also help you keep your identity hidden if you are not very proud of your hobbies:

Really, think about it: a nice hat can only improve the beauty of nice hairy chest!

References:
- panel 1: Steve Yeowell / Wade Von Grawbadger (Starman 47)
- panel 2: Kano / Marlo Alquiza (Action Comics 772)
- panel 3:  Werther Dell'Dera / Jose Marzan Jr (House of Mystery 17)
- panel 4: Chris Batista / Andy Lanning (Sergent Rock in The Legion 29)
- panel 5: Luca Rossi / Jose  Marzan Jr (House of Mystery 24)
- panel 6: Chris Weston (Time Breakers Ltd 3)

THE WAY OF SITTING SHIRTLESS...

To be shirtless is one thing (a good one :p). But if you really want to focus all the eyes on your chest and nothing else, something clever is to seat down on the floor.

There are several ways to seat down: you can put your arms on the back, flexing your chest out or spread your legs and ad a little erotic touch by tying up your hands in your back:

The opposite is also possible if you have some nice arms to show: seat on your back and let your arms falling in front :

A mixed approach is also possible: playing momentum beetween back and forth, one arm in front, the other in the back: a great way to show the bodyhair on an hairy chest!!!

But whatever you choose to do, remember.....

...this will NOT save you if you have bad taste in your attire!

References:

- panel 1-2: Luca Rossi / Jose Marzan Jr (Strawberry in House of Mystery 23)

- panel 3:  Shawn Martinbrought (Punisher Hot Roads of Death)

- panel 4: Scott Mc Daniel (Richard Dragon 1)

- panel 5: Yannick Paquette (<

COLOSSAL BOY'S ACCIDENTAL IMPROVEMENT

Colossal Boy was driving joyful on his futuristic bike when.....

 

An accident happened! He was tended for by the most renewed doctors....

They took this opportunity to improve him... Colossal Boy what indeed the joke from other people claming he wasn't manly enough to be called "Colossal".

Bigger pecs, more meat....Colossal Boy was now really colossal in every way!

The thing is...the doctors work was not over: Colossal Boy would now ask vehemently for a... colossal boyfriend! :)

References:
- panel 1,2: Curt Swan / Romeo Tanghal (Colossal Boy in Legion of Super-Heroes 39)
- panel 3, 5-6; 4 Geof Isherwood (Frankenstein Monster in Doctor Strange Sorceror Supreme 37; 38 (Borgo))

GUEST OF CHESTS N°10 : ERIC BLOG-O-POILS

What, a guy whith drawing ability, with a nice blog full of hairy chested men and I did not invited him yet to play the guest of chests game?  Let's correct this and listen to Eric choices:

10- A blue furry guy in Tales of Teent Titans Ltd 4

(George Perez / Ernie Colon)

No, no no and no I'll never put any of my finger on this! Beurk!

9- Perry White in Adventures of Superman 499

(Tom Grummett / Pat Redding)

Ok, even if the amount of corporeal mass is interesting here, the head makes everything crumble, like a french "soufflé". sorry darling, I've got a headache!

8- Ace in Peter Parker Spectacular Spider-Man Annual 6

(Mark Beachum / Joe Rubinstein)

Oh my goodness, Johnny Hallyday, but god, no way! Ok, to be fair, the chest is enjoyable to my eyes.

7- A vilain guy in Marvel Comics Presents 26

(Paul Gulacy)

This pink Hulk touch doesn't make me passionated...and he's scaring me...no, not really glamouruss.

6- Tarzan on The Comics Journal 64's cover

(Gil Kane)

Yawn, yawn, Tarmonkey, the zan guy.... definitively not for me.

5- Red Wolf in New Defenders 139

(Don Perlin / Kim De Mulder)

A wild man smelling like a beast (still no body hair, you saw?), enough to learn more about each other.

4- Hawkeye in Secret Invasion 5

(Leinil Yu / Mark Morales)

Yet again, he's scaring me a lot but some bodyhair help sweeten the whole package.

3- Scuzz in D.P.7 n°6

(Paul Ryan / Danny Bulanadi)

Ah, a naked huy on a bike! Still no no body hair in sight but I would have loved to be the bike.

2- A guy in Heretic Ltd 1

(Joe Phillips / Dexter Vines)

I did not choose him for his face...he's a little scary but an hairy chest is an hairy chest so...

1- Blak Knight in Mystic Arcana: Black Knight

(Tom Grummett / Scott Hanna)

Even if there is an obvious lack of bodyhair, I find him really sexy and the fact that he is masked awake my imagination... come here big fool and take me as if I was a common handworker!

FEELING GOOD WHEN THE HERO IS HURTED

When the hero is in trouble, this is usually the time when clothes are ripped or thrown away.

and that some scarce ingredients are added to usual "barechest hero" recipe.

Bandages, piercings, cuts.....all his good as long as the hero is shirtless whil he suffers!

There is only  one rule: don't goo too far.....

 

because a hard win is also a great thing to see! 

References:
- panel 1: Andrea Di Vito / Rob Hunter (The First 15)
- panel 2-3: Gary Erskine (Lord Of Misrule)
- panel 4-5: Tom Lyle / Andrew Pepoy (Sabretooth in Mutant X 29)
- panel 6:   Keu Cha (Witchblade 44)
- panel 7: Eric Basaldua / Batt (Magdalena 2)

DR STRANGE ANSWERS EVERYTHING (8th session)

You probably noticed that super-heroes shirts often rip easily.

For sure, I'm really pleased with that fact. but that doesn't mean I would not like to know why.

As always, Dr Strange has the answer I'm seeking for.

There is many reasons to this fact.

The first and most obvious one is that super-heroes simply don't tend well to their clothes. They have to change clothes quickly, and, in doing so, they are, as often, mindless brutes.

The other reason super-heroes clothes often ripped apart is that they always buy them 3 times too small  because they want to wear them very tightly! 

And last, but not least, if you often see them with their shirts ripped, that's because.....

.....when you're not looking, they tear them apart by themselves!!!!

SUPER-HEROES ARE EXHIBITIONNISTS! 

Nothing is gonna change that!

References:
- panel 1: Mike Perkins / Drew Hennessy (Nick Fury in Union Jack Ltd II 3)
- panel 2: Keith Giffen /Bruce Patterson (Lightning Lad in Legion of Super-Heroes Annual 1)
- panel 3: Butch Guice / Jose Marzan (Dr Strange Sorceror Supreme 5)
- panel 4: Alex Saviuk / Vince Colletta (Star Brand in Star Brand 3)
- panel 5: Butch Guice / Denis Rodier (Superman in Action Comics 690)
- panel 6: Ron Lim / Keith Williams (Hero Alliance Golden Age 1)
- panel 7: George Tuska / Vince Colletta (Angel & Hercules in Champions 8)